MEDIACRAT Codex
You are getting ready to become a real mediacrat? Here is some useful info:
Mediacrats like oranges, which symbolize positive energy, youth, and
Mediacrats strive for success and don’t see any obstacles on their way to new achievements.
They can’t stand and never use such expressions as ‘it is impossible’, ‘I can’t do this’, ‘we
won’t make it on time’. Mediacrats always can, want and accomplish!
Mediacrats want to make more money.
The better and the more efficiently mediacrats work, the sooner their salaries increase and
the more often they receive bonuses and presents.
Mediacrats always stay in touch.
They do their best to reply to an incoming e-mail within 15 minutes after receipt. Their cell phones are never switched off or blocked.
Mediacrats strictly follow the internal rules of the company!
That is exactly why mediacrats are always in good mood and answer all incoming calls by saying ‘Welcome to
MEDIACRAT!’
Mediacrats are prudent, responsible, and wise.
That is exactly why in their
head of their department as well as colleagues whom their message concerns.
Mediacrats think before saying.
Mediacrats are always on time.
They are never late for work. However, in case of emergency they always contact the
head of their department and notify about being late.
Mediacrats are extremely honest.
If they are about to have the most incredible sex ever, which will mean
missing a day at work, they always tell the truth and never call in sick. Mediacrats are always
healthy!
Mediacrats are technically advanced.
Every MEDIACRAT’s department uses its own software and IT solutions, for development
and perfection of which mediacrats apply all their experience and skills.
Mediacrats are talented.
Talent is not only an element of the human gene pool, but also the MEDIACRAT’s internal
currency inherited from the famous King Solomon. The more often mediacrats come up with
useful and interesting ideas, the more talents they can earn.
LONG LIVE MEDIACRAT!